GRAPHITE SAMURAI
fly fishing and time machines. a grammatical adventure

Attack Goat Escapes

We got alittle 4 lot commune in town here with my neighbor Nate with chickens and garden and what not. we had a little thievery problem the other weekend that almost ended up with Nate using a SKS assault riffle. He thought it would be a good idea to get rid of the gun to prevent us from having to dig a hole in the woods. His solution was to sell it for $300 and a goat. The plan is to train the goat to make noise and ram if vagrants come around. We sharpened the horns and she is getting close to ramming on command. Her name is goaty. She cusses plenty when folks come around. The other day she Escaped with her best friend and companion “Bruiser The Golden Ghost”. Bruiser is Nates dog that killed a bunch of our chickens. He is a bad influence on goaty and we ended up on chase for over 2 hours.  I need a proper dog recipe.

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